And there was a BLOG!
Because curious Ms. Alice demanded it, I have descended (or ascended) from whatever cave-hovel I was hiding in so as to write this blog. Why dear Ms. Alice wants to know more of what's going on in my head is beyond me... perhaps it is because she is just too gosh darn curious.
So I don't really have anything interesting I want to write yet ... but while creating this account I did notice that Google already had my email, which was a little surprising but not unexpected once I thought about it. Then I noticed it also had my PASSWORD! Who told it my password? How did it know what word I would pull out of the little Pandora's box that I call my brain, what word I would deem worthy and cunning enough to protect my PRIZED blog? How would it know the exact intricate combination of letters, numbers and whatever you call these things -> (?!@#$%^&*) that would have to be strategically inserted to assure maximum blog protection?!
There's only one explanation: Google has become clairvoyant. We must now fear it and destroy it for it can forsee our rebellion.
Happy Alice? You see what you've unleashed on the Interwebs?
Now you're on your way to being an internet SUPERSTAR! I have nothing but faith in you. Make me proud.
Whitney Josephine said...
March 5, 2009 at 11:27 PM