If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

Posted by RedGypsophila at 5:34 PM

A bagel, ahahahaha! Okay, you'll have to excuse today's post because I'm very hungry. How hungry am I, she asks to know one in particular? I'm soooo hungry that-

Well, as soon as I saw this at 3:17pm this dreary morning, I read this article:

Director Ron Howard defends "Angels & Demons" from Reuters.

And I was enjoying it, because I enjoy both Ron Howard movies, Tom Hanks movies, angels and demons (when they're delightfully naughty demons). Let's face it, I enjoy most movies. If you look at my Netflix's profile, I don't have any movies rated below 3 stars (granted... some I haven't rated...).

But what I found MOST delightful, was the fact that they called the movie's predecessor (and I quote; this is not my own typo) "The Da Vinci Cod". I want. To see. That movie.

At least that's what I thought I read... But then I reread it a little bit later, and somehow the Cod became a Code. Was it a trick of the light? Was it a crafty Reuter's cover up? What is something more ... sinister, involving Illuminati and creepy albinos who preform corporeal mortification regularly upon delicate flesh (corpi morti, as I apparently like to call it, hurts more for us fair skinned people)? The possibilities are frightening.

Still, could you imagine a book/movie called "The Da Vinci Cod". Far be it from me to waste my time and effort making a Photoshop picture of what I envision when I can just find it made by someone else on the internet. I submit for your approval (a la the Midnight Society), selected inserts from "The Da Vinci Cod":

Found at (where else) the Hans Swift Geneology Website

Found on Marc Olmstead's Blog
(don't know who he is but apparently he's a trash whisperer, so... yeah...)

Found at The Pacific Northwest Shop
(You ca nbuy it as a T-shirt. Nice)
(Also, apparently Mona was a cannery girl. Always knew she was a little ... fishy. Ahahaha!... okay I'm done.)

And last but not least!

Found on The Lotus Pond
(Which is a wiccan blog, apparently, which also no longer exists. That's right... The Da Vinci Cod has the power to exist... in non-existance.)
(PS I made the link green for it's sweet, sweet lotus power.)

Also, I ordered a certain pokemon game of the Platinum variety from Ebay. Still haven't gotten it... Ebay's slower than Amazon. Also, also, according to the Daily Show, the Islamic jihad that's going on is just a pokemon game with guns. I'd love to see a picture of that. Curse you Da Vinci Cod. Now I have no strength left to search for such pictures.

Hungry. So very hungry... Want to move... to Sweden... Meat... balls...

(hehehe, balls)